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一日早朝,王�
一日早朝,王安石出列:“臣有奏,OOXX(以下省略1万字)。”刚说完身后跪下一片叫到:“臣沙发”“臣板凳”“臣地板”“臣顶”“臣也顶”……最后几人面带笑容不语,神宗见状怒击龙椅:“不许纯表情回帖。”
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Saturday, October 10, 2009
交警同志,向�
交警同志,向你反映一个情况,2009年10月1日上午10时许,一辆牌号为京VO2009的红旗牌小轿车,从天安门中华门开出,压双实线,违规掉头,沿长安街逆向行驶,车内人员还将半身探出车外,并在公共场合大声喧哗,还带喇叭。希望严肃处理! 答复:已经处理,在天安门城楼罚站3小时。经我局同志调查核实,对方人太多,飞机大炮坦克都带来了,手下有全球最大的社团,本所内部也大部分都是该社团人员,实在招惹不起,敬请忍气吞声。
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Friday, October 02, 2009
天安门大柱子�
天安门大柱子为何设计成能抗11级大风?答:怕垮台。又问:大柱子为何安装避雷针?答: 怕天打雷劈。再问:大柱子为何立11根?答:耍光棍。最后问:“民族团结”为何是大柱子 造型?答:专供手淫。
Thursday, October 01, 2009
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